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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 May 2014

    ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens http://onion.com/ScRJZR pic.twitter.com/7fBzYnJTkq

    1:15 PM - 27 May 2014
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      2. Kiara Ashanti‏ @capoftruth 28 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @PVBrett regularly is a biiiiiit of a stretch.

        7 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Peter V. Brett‏Verified account @PVBrett 29 May 2014
        Replying to @capoftruth

        @dredlockedrepub @TheOnion Hardly.

        2 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
      4. Kiara Ashanti‏ @capoftruth 29 May 2014
        Replying to @PVBrett

        @PVBrett @TheOnion mass shootings are rare. they are terrible, but rare still. Besides, why would should the US be like other countries.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Peter V. Brett‏Verified account @PVBrett 29 May 2014
        Replying to @capoftruth

        @dredlockedrepub Define 'rare'. I think you must have a different meaning than I do.

        6 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      6. Kiara Ashanti‏ @capoftruth 29 May 2014
        Replying to @PVBrett

        @PVBrett stopped latest event though.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Peter V. Brett‏Verified account @PVBrett 29 May 2014
        Replying to @capoftruth

        @dredlockedrepub This is the thing. We can uphold the 2nd Amendment while still having reasonable limitations for the stupid/crazy.

        3 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      8. Kiara Ashanti‏ @capoftruth 29 May 2014
        Replying to @PVBrett

        @PVBrett no disagreement from me or NRA on that point. its just that pols that dislike guns try to do more than that. I wish they would

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. Peter V. Brett‏Verified account @PVBrett 30 May 2014
        Replying to @capoftruth

        @dredlockedrepub Maybe no disagreement from you but HUGE disagreement from the NRA. They oppose ANY restriction & work to undo what we have.

        4 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. X92.9‏ @X929 27 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nailed it. “@TheOnion:‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens http://onion.com/ScRJZR  pic.twitter.com/d19nsL4sa5”

        1 reply 24 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Pete Norwood #FBPE‏ @petenorwood 27 May 2014
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        Nail, Head “@TheOnion: ‘No Way To Prevent This’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens http://onion.com/ScRJZR  pic.twitter.com/RKT4P3AYd3”

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      2. Eric Hirsch‏ @ehirsch 23 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @zoeinthecities timely OH WAIT THATS FROM MORE THAN A FUCKING YEAR AGO AND IS STILL JUST AS COMPLETELY ACCURATE

        3 replies 4 retweets 16 likes
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      1. @Richi Jennings‏Verified account @RiCHi 28 May 2014
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        I don't often RT @TheOnion, but when I do, it's for a headline as excellent as http://onion.com/ScRJZR pic.twitter.com/63rxqWDLdl

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      1. Larry Ferlazzo‏Verified account @Larryferlazzo 27 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens http://onion.com/ScRJZR  pic.twitter.com/uaeakOx6iq”

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      1. David Cleevely #FBPE‏ @DavidCleevely 27 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @sean_phelan 35 people killed by handguns a year in the UK. 12,000+ in the US almost 1,000x per head US compared to UK.

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      1. Lwendo Mwansa‏ @LwendototheWall 21 Jun 2016
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        @HigleyAcDec it's sad cause the onion just reposts this with every new shooting. Same article different shooting.

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      1. Odis Johnson‏ @oldgoatsmell 28 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @Terypat Not the only nation with access to Hollywood movies and video games but only one with a NRA advocating guns as a solution

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