“@TheOnion: [American Voices] Study: Nearly Half Of Americans Can’t Swim http://onion.com/1jXzJhV #WhatDoYouThink?” @LindsayBonsall
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@TheOnion hell, they can't even speak English, you expect them to join some Country Club. jumpin threw the fire hydrant is hardly "swimming"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion.. Does "swimming" in the ball pit thing at Chuck Cheese's count?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] Study: Nearly Half Of Americans Can’t Swim http://onion.com/1jXzJhV#WhatDoYouThink?” 2fat2swimThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And about half can't think, either. So what's your point?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] Study: Nearly Half Of Americans Can’t Swim http://onion.com/1jXzJhV#WhatDoYouThink?”that's insane!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lets hope its the dumb nasty ass disrespectful insensitive criminal type. Im not going ot save you unless God says so!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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