@TheOnion Satire would be more accurate in America if headline read US SENATORS DENOUNCE REPORT ON HAZARDS OF SECOND HAND FIRE
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@TheOnion I wouldn't use second hand fire unless it come with a certificate of conformity.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you just don't know where that fire has been.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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