“@TheOnion: Congress Reluctant To Cut Funding For Tank That Just Spins Around And Self-Destructs http://onion.com/1npBKWE ”
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@TheOnion@RoderickTLong , they must be thinking of a communist country's Congress. Surely not here... -
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@aliner:@TheOnion@RoderickTLong , they must be thinking of a communist country's Congress. Surely not here... -
@RedScareBot@TheOnion@RoderickTLong Sounds very North Korea. Makes sense in context of recent "meth" problems there.
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@TheOnion: Congress Reluctant To Cut Funding For Tank That Just Spins Around And Self-Destructs http://onion.com/1npBKWE ” Sounds about rightThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They want their toys..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Kind of like The HouseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sounds to me like they were hoping for a Dalek. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That'd be like cutting funding for their mirror image.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL!!!!!!!!!!! It wouldn't surprise me if it were true!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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