“@TheOnion: [American Voices] Abercrombie Stores Minimizing Music, Cologne Smell To Win Back Teens http://onion.com/1oy0kll ” @sarah_jeanne16
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@TheOnion They might win back a few Mormon families. Those mall Mennonites, though...forget it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion perhaps they should to sell clothes instead of sex and parents would allow said teens to shop there#justsayinThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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