@TheOnion @thedavidcrosby Once again: What's funnier? The Onion's stories or those who still think they're genuine?
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@TheOnion Baby Scallion hopes someday to be an Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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So. Freakin. Hilarious. (PG-13)
@TheOnion: Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection w Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine http://youtu.be/lfsMMVgIToA -
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@JasonSimpson_ nice.
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@andynez Friendly reciprocation. -
@JasonSimpson_ :) I was just drawing your attention to, what I think, is a hilarious video.
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@TheOnion sounds humane.speaking of humans .....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion iz that Data or iz that Senetor Kelly?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe death by horny dolphin will be next?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion biggest oxymoron since kosher baconThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so funny!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Cool! “
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@TheOnion "The Hallmark of compassion". Love it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion much better method far cheaper. Hahahaha.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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