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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 May 2014

    Weekend Magazine: http://onion.com/1jLPQPH pic.twitter.com/Gc2aBgRfg5

    12:46 PM - 23 May 2014
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      1. Kyle McGoey‏ @kylemcgoey 25 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jkhonke @cbassabc “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: http://onion.com/1jLPQPH  pic.twitter.com/aF3iIq8bcl”

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      1. Nacho Libre‏ @libre_nachoooo 23 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: http://onion.com/1jLPQPH  pic.twitter.com/1rJm4wBryq” #MABF #johnandluke

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      1. Ryan Collins‏ @Ryan_Knows_Best 23 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: http://onion.com/1jLPQPH  pic.twitter.com/7oYo9v5mee” @ericgeier @weaselviking this made me laugh

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      1. 2ndfor1st‏ @2ndfor1st 23 May 2014
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        @TheOnion awwww shit, thanks. I have at least two shirts I need throw away now.

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      1. Dean Padre Simmer‏Verified account @mojodean 23 May 2014
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        Hey @mkmac, do you know these guys? “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: http://onion.com/1jLPQPH  pic.twitter.com/FfTyQXKzo0”

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      1. I Am Not Who I Am‏ @BrevityTheSoul 24 May 2014
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        @TheOnion zA

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      1. Dean Jordheim ‏ @deanjordheim 24 May 2014
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        @TheOnion "Man... All three of us came SO close to getting laid that night!"

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      1. jpsqare‏ @jpsqare 23 May 2014
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        @TheOnion yalls ends are so weak you have to tweet about it?

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      1. Eric W. Deming‏ @EricDemingEsq 23 May 2014
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        SVSU on the map! “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: http://onion.com/1jLPQPH  pic.twitter.com/GdYKetuI6S”

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      2. Kellence‏ @thesinginghon 23 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: http://onion.com/1jLPQPH  pic.twitter.com/BwVITC02ct” @AndrewPieschke

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      3. Andrew 3000‏ @AndrewPieschke 23 May 2014
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        @thesinginghon @TheOnion Haha perfect! I grew up right down the road from SVSU

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      2. c park‏ @cjmemay 23 May 2014
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        I don't know where to put how funny I think this is. RT @TheOnion Weekend Magazine: http://onion.com/1jLPQPH pic.twitter.com/qU6l3ZaN8V

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      3. c park‏ @cjmemay 23 May 2014
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        And how ashamed it makes me feel.

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      2. Michael Baker‏ @mtbakes 23 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: http://onion.com/1jLPQPH  pic.twitter.com/WO3yW4W7aw” @tweetJurewicz @Dulcienator us next month tearing up Boston

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      3. Michael Baker‏ @mtbakes 23 May 2014
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        @tweetJurewicz @Dulcienator #butnot@allthatden

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      1. Mooch Kenilworth‏ @thehispanist 23 May 2014
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        Submitted without comment, @MrDallasGerber and @bhopkins542. RT @TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: http://onion.com/1jLPQPH pic.twitter.com/QpQLnoVEMn

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      1. VOTE NOVEMBER 6‏ @therealhdubs 23 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Weekend Magazine: http://onion.com/1jLPQPH  pic.twitter.com/nhw5ENAq37” You guys! The Onion knows that mid-Michigan exists!

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      1. Alison Young‏ @alijeanelle 23 May 2014
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        @TheOnion

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