@theonion wait, I thought you all were a parody news organization?
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@TheOnion that pipette has no tip...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they should warn ppl not to eat that crap they sellThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's the way I take my Taco Bell tacos - with a little latex glove powder.#selfloathinglunch -
@Newtonianphysic Hear podcast w/ Brian Janosch (writer@TheOnion), Harry Shearer on satirehttp://www.ceh.org/news-events/podcasts/content/satire-and-activism-with-harry-shearer/ …
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@TheOnion @lfteneyck what they didn’t have that stuff when I was there!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@The_GrandWizard uh, you may wanna post this 2 the one I birthed who blocks me ;0}Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i just had some omgThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Employees are instructed to wear safety goggles before entering the burrito... http://onion.com/1pjFPZl pic.twitter.com/ObhZw0PcxK”


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@TheOnion haha. Sneeze guards are to protect the food not the person.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion whoever wrote their safety manual is no expert. Since you can't eat with a respirator on, the stores aren't safe for customers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Employees are instructed to wear safety goggles before entering the burrito assembly areahttp://onion.com/1pjFPZlThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Empl are instructed to wear goggles b4 entering the burrito assembly http://onion.com/1pjFPZl pic.twitter.com/DMqdjfLWZE”@iJESSSdgaf
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