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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 May 2014

    10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1k1GDwF pic.twitter.com/Hpykr9ZAg4

    8:31 AM - 23 May 2014
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    • juliadeoliveira im_gloria Sandra Lloyd JasonMiller Steven Ric buuualdo 👻 Christian Gómez cute daria
    49 replies 925 retweets 599 likes
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      2. Shridhar Raghavan‏ @ShridharR 23 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1, 6, 8 & 10 are priceless! RT “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1k1GDwF  pic.twitter.com/n6iUeBdSgk”

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      2. Kerri King‏ @RealKerriKing 23 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1k1GDwF  pic.twitter.com/2SzGikDy5i”@G_3_K @iJeenyus

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. G_3_K‏ @G_3_K 23 May 2014
        Replying to @RealKerriKing

        @RealKerriKing I can't bounce gently. I'm a rough rider. And my boss weighs 95 pounds. =\

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Kerri King‏ @RealKerriKing 23 May 2014
        Replying to @G_3_K

        @G_3_K hahaha "I'm a rough rider" best quote of the day

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. veganic voice‏ @vegix 24 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Thewildjuggler I can bench press a rack of 5 servers!

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      2. Bryan Buechner‏ @beekstweets24 23 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1k1GDwF  pic.twitter.com/kuwWN4rVHu” @joshkeller10 @dulleaj @uckotter

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Kevin Uckotter‏ @uckotter 23 May 2014
        Replying to @beekstweets24

        @beekstweets24 @TheOnion @joshkeller10 @dulleaj definitely filling the office with 4 ft of water. Nothing but great ideas

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Rebecca‏ @rosmarinoevino 23 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1k1GDwF  pic.twitter.com/nOBJrh6wf3” one for us @EngPreserves @h_harmsworth

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. England Preserves‏ @EngPreserves 23 May 2014
        Replying to @rosmarinoevino

        No need I just ran a mile! it was so my fish & chips didn't get cold though @No98limited @TheOnion @h_harmsworth

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. AndyHS‏ @AndyHS 23 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1k1GDwF  pic.twitter.com/HTnTFLPs5Z”@HarmsWayChad @angelrodriquez

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      3. shecky shabazz  🌐‏ @angeIrodriquez 23 May 2014
        Replying to @AndyHS

        @AndyHS haha. I'm on it. I think this woul be perfect for stairs.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Zoe‏ @ilikecatsokay 23 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1k1GDwF  pic.twitter.com/Ehi4Kek2vM” @AudieWulong

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      1. Scott McDonald  🗡‏ @ScottMcDonald3 23 May 2014
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        Is that @TonySolo  @GeekAaron “@TheOnion 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1k1GDwF  pic.twitter.com/tpJ1mNihp8””

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      1. Blake Markham‏ @blakemarkham 23 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1k1GDwF  pic.twitter.com/coZDHHHtR6” @everythingsteve

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      1. Andrew Hickey  🤯‏Verified account @andrewmhickey 25 May 2014
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        10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1k1GDwF  pic.twitter.com/XrJEzoAq5R via @TheOnion

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      1. AJ‏ @AJ91182 23 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @TheBryGuy425

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      1. Andrew Abboud‏ @aabboud 23 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1k1GDwF  pic.twitter.com/xUcQDxhD6G” << LOL

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      1. Mike Angus‏ @mike_angus 23 May 2014
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        @olgaopolis “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1k1GDwF  pic.twitter.com/d18H5dhs8z”

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      1. dylan‏ @delaney_dylan 23 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1k1GDwF  pic.twitter.com/F5rscRuOvU”@SamBird17

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