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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 May 2014

    "They even smile the same way. God, it’s weird." http://onion.com/1ph3QA8 pic.twitter.com/XNQG9zM7Tj

    2:10 PM - 22 May 2014
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      1. Meg Ryan (93’-98’) Era‏ @ironicjokename 22 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "They even smile the same way. God, it’s weird." http://onion.com/1ph3QA8  pic.twitter.com/IOo8jokJ1p” wife** @Stefan_Martin 😂😂

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      1. Dean Jordheim ‏ @deanjordheim 23 May 2014
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        @TheOnion.. Wait. What? This isn't CNN? Huh......

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      1. Dean Jordheim ‏ @deanjordheim 23 May 2014
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        @TheOnion... Obviously Elliot's response was appropriate for the situation (Eww) and perhaps the GF is blushing because she knows it.

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      2. Joe‏ @JoeEsquires 22 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "They even smile the same way. God, it’s weird." http://onion.com/1ph3QA8  pic.twitter.com/CSMaKBeM92” wel, overcome it! Cc: @Cjlr214

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      3. Kate LaRosa‏ @Cjlr214 23 May 2014
        Replying to @JoeEsquires

        @JoeEsquires @TheOnion he can't punish her for that, it's not her fault!!

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      1. jpsqare‏ @jpsqare 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion might be long lost cousins or someone

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      1.  🧟‍♂️John Smith 1882 🧟‍♂️‏ @pockybotz 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Is that Warren Mears? I thought he got flayed. #thetrio #btvs

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      1. The Holly Spirit  🙏‏ @thehollybible 22 May 2014
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        @AmandaLHua “@TheOnion "They even smile the same way. God, it’s weird." http://onion.com/1ph3QA8  pic.twitter.com/YHmuDn4fkU”

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      1. Queen_Kunta‏ @Gucciliciouss 22 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "They even smile the same way. God, it’s weird." http://onion.com/1ph3QA8  pic.twitter.com/XzduPFMq9t” so my life....

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      1. Ryan Real‏ @ryanreal 22 May 2014
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        @joshkeown Jacob, stock model RT @TheOnion "They even smile the same way. God, it’s weird."pic.twitter.com/mFlPKkKjjB

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      1. Loup‏ @LouplaLoup 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Strangely erotic nonetheless.

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      1. Maira Khwaja‏ @mairaka 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @thestarsnatcher people are gonna say this about you and @idkstop...i already think this all the time it's weird

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      1. Retro Rad Wes‏ @RetroRadWes 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion love the onion lol

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      1. Ronna Hampton‏ @Ronna_Hampton 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Yes! Perhaps some freak accident caused the similarity?

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      1. Mark Hansen‏ @Markyisd1 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Maybe bec someone, dipped their pen in the family ink?

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      1. Kat Hitchcock‏ @DrKatHitchcock 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion I just saw this and Diet Coke came through my nose. So, thanks?

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      1. Walker Jameson‏ @Chatghanistan 22 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "They even smile the same way. God, it’s weird." http://onion.com/1ph3QA8  pic.twitter.com/BXLqsaeLld” @LeastIgnorant @SummonMahmood

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