@TheOnion oh my god
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Too funny “
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@TheOnion On the one hand, innocent until proven guilty. On the other hand... WOOOWWWWWWWThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion.. Obviously true because you can't make shit like that up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ok this one is disturbingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Einstein says you can't travel back in time, no matter what your motivesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 3edgy5meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Universal justice disguised as satire. Bravo!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion like you wouldn't molest young you. I already have an outfit picked for the day time travel is here.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You guys are soooo bad. And that's why we love you! To boldly sling where no one has slung before.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Haha, wow... That's dark.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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