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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 May 2014

    Christ, Article A Video http://onion.com/1ktoQmP pic.twitter.com/CXmRzC0CXU

    11:27 AM - 22 May 2014
    • 232 Retweets
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    • Chris Luongo🎃 Joe Wilkins luna☽ 🎵 football time is here // happiness and beer 🎵 Jeff McCauley Declan Brennan Dougie IceBack Laura Hemming Zach Ellenthal
    14 replies 232 retweets 240 likes
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      2. Phil Bicking‏ @p_Red 22 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @poniewozik The irony of clicking on that hoping to read an article and instead having to watch a video was delicious.

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      1. Ofc. Aeryn Sun, Peacekeeper Soldier‏ @aerynsunx 22 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel this way EVERY time. RT "@TheOnion: Christ, Article A Video http://onion.com/1ktoQmP  pic.twitter.com/yPm8k6zXHl”

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      1. Matt Pearce  🦅‏Verified account @mattdpearce 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion thank you, onion

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      1. Oook.‏ @PsyMar 12 Jul 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @FioraAeterna

        Error loading video, file could not be played. #winning

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      1. Christopher Anderson‏ @cjpanderson 23 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @SKenson why do they do this...WHY?

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      1. Jim Goodrich‏ @igua9 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion I thought it was only me that felt that way! Thanks for ruining my uniqueness. Jerks. ;-)

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      1. Your basal nervous system wants these knives‏ @Zweihander01 22 May 2014
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        @Zweihander01 @TheOnion I fucking knew it when I clicked it.

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      1. Chris Pearson‏ @pearsycg 22 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Christ, Article A Video http://onion.com/1ktoQmP  pic.twitter.com/Bh4glBut8i”@thornton_ka

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      1. shawnkennedy‏ @shawnkennedy 22 May 2014
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        @jakebouma “@TheOnion: Christ, Article A Video http://onion.com/1ktoQmP  pic.twitter.com/u4jOtvWPUF”

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      1. Wrich Printz‏ @WrichPrintz 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Indeed, and exactly.

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      1. Isaac Navarro‏ @youfoundisaac 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion #meta

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      1. Chris Tierney  🐧‏ @stunt_penguin 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Well this one was deep.

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      1. It’s Halloween. That is really, really good timing‏ @jeffreybigmoney 22 May 2014
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        This! A trillion times, this! “@TheOnion: Christ, Article A Video http://onion.com/1ktoQmP  pic.twitter.com/yiCgJRg9Jf”

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      1. _‏ @blzpt 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion +5 for irony!

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