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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 May 2014

    [American Voices] Nutella Turns 50 http://onion.com/1oju2tZ  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/cBT5cQmSQe

    7:26 AM - 22 May 2014
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    • slow 🦆 X-ing g h o s t l y h o r s e Boo! Nando John B. Gilbert Algordo Sonislaõ Crocêttar 🕶️ Rhonda Blakey johnny greavu Pete Fehrenbach
    13 replies 72 retweets 81 likes
      1. Jumping Bean‏ @burpeesRfun 22 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion on a serious note (sorry onion) @nutella destroys orangutans homes by destroying forests for cheap palm oil #NoToPalmOil

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      1. Jordan‏ @trainor_jordan 22 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Nutella Turns 50 http://onion.com/1oju2tZ  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/bFL5MuUDJ3” @brittanynmathis

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      1. Joe Hawk‏ @Rajijos 23 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol at the 3rd one. “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Nutella Turns 50 http://onion.com/1oju2tZ  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/NBhpQ0pJNR”

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      1. Harry Sills‏ @harry__sills 22 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Nutella Turns 50 http://onion.com/1oju2tZ  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/Z2xxiVJWlF” @crisco1414

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      1. jpsqare‏ @jpsqare 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion what's nutella?

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      1. Lee BOO-llon & Zaneta‏ @foullonL 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Best part of this for those who don't follow Onion: "Interviewees"/people on the street pictured are always the same three ppl.

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      1. Tony B‏ @Barraco_Bama 22 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Nutella Turns 50 http://onion.com/1oju2tZ  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/UXCxiMa0gS” @ryan_floyd_

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      1. Blair Green‏ @blairgreen 22 May 2014
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        @gtgreen22 “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Nutella Turns 50 http://onion.com/1oju2tZ  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/Ej7RMF0ogw”

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      1. Haley‏ @BrakebillsSouth 22 May 2014
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        Hey @DragonEatsFairy "@TheOnion: Nutella Turns 50 http://onion.com/1oju2tZ  pic.twitter.com/jnNbNTeAuJ”

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      1.  Mel T ‏ @mel_tremmel 22 May 2014
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        You guys always use this photo of John Leguizamo, Hilary Clinton and Lamar Burton. That's fun. @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/tmu00bFglc

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      1. Tasha Glass‏ @annannxo 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion //Never tried the stuff

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      1. Jones  ⚡️‏ @_MrChairman_ 22 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Nutella Turns 50 http://onion.com/1oju2tZ  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/A2IEpYDeMF” @kaurandt

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      1. Off-Ramp‏Verified account @KPCCofframp 22 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Nutella Turns 50 http://onion.com/1oju2tZ  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/cbtEC1w3VI” This is humorous.

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