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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 May 2014

    Miami Heat Confident They Have The Right Officiating To Triumph Over Pacershttp://onion.com/1pe4q1F 

    7:00 PM - 21 May 2014
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    33 replies 395 retweets 214 likes
      1. Beth Bell‏ @elizabethalbell 21 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Miami Heat Confident They Have Right Officiating To Triumph Over Pacers http://onion.com/1pe4q1F ” you'll like this @collinbell31

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      1. Jill Robinson Kramer‏ @jillrkramer 24 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Miami Heat Confident They Have The Right Officiating To Triumph Over Pacers http://onion.com/1pe4q1F ”

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      1. Holly Gillham Lawson‏ @HollyGillham 22 May 2014
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        Best comedy based on truth. RT @TheOnion: Miami Heat Confident They Have The Right Officiating To Triumph Over Pacers http://onion.com/1pe4q1F 

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      1. rick burmeister‏ @RickBurmeister 21 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Miami Heat Confident They Have The Right Officiating To Triumph Over Pacers http://onion.com/1pe4q1F ” @bjoms

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      1. jennifer kasey‏ @jenkasey 21 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Miami Heat Confident They Have The Right Officiating To Triumph Over Pacers http://onion.com/1pe4q1F ” @stateofribaldry

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      1. Houston Rhines‏ @HoustonRhines 21 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Miami Heat Confident They Have The Right Officiating To Triumph Over Pacers http://onion.com/1pe4q1F ”@Andyverified

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      1. phlip‏ @Paz_28 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion god I love reading all the hater replies. Soak in the hate Miami, they hate cause we great.

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      1. katie‏ @ktladyRN 22 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Miami Heat Confident They Have The Right Officiating To Triumph Over Pacers http://onion.com/1pe4q1F ” @AaronWright13 😎

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      1. Cleveland Cavaliers‏ @MichaelMcNeal58 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion The RIGHT officiating is Joey Crawford and his flunkies.

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      1. Tshombe Neal‏ @shombie 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion LMAO

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      1. Matt‏ @mattaf30 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @WhitlockJason Indiana can't complain. Refs saved their butts vs the wizards!

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      1. Gerardo López Ruelas‏ @glopezruelas 21 May 2014
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        Uh oh, @TheOnion is going to get fined by Adam Silver.

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      1.  🎃HallMOween 👻‏ @MRLGonzo 21 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Miami Heat Confident They Have The Right Officiating To Triumph Over Pacers http://onion.com/1pe4q1F ” HA

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      2. Denise Gil-Perez‏ @socialdeniseGP 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion The champs will win fair and square!!!!

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      3. Denise Gil-Perez‏ @socialdeniseGP 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion the Miami Heat will win fan and square! ! #MiamiHeat #miami #NBAFinals

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      1. Andrea  💜s Indy‏ @benekindy 21 May 2014
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        More truth from The Onion... “@TheOnion: Miami Heat Confident They Have The Right Officiating To Triumph Over Pacers http://onion.com/1pe4q1F ”

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      1. Danny Ybarra‏ @Dybarra58 21 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Miami Heat Confident They Have The Right Officiating To Triumph Over Pacers http://onion.com/1pe4q1F ”@CoolTonay

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      1. Jeff Ferre‏ @jeffferre1 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @WhitlockJason Spot on!

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