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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 May 2014

    10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Officehttp://onion.com/1pe4o9R 

    6:00 PM - 21 May 2014
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      1. Kylie Sobel‏Verified account @KylieSobel 21 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Must get workout in this week. RT @TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1pe4o9R 

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      1. Cathleen‏ @catjohnson0830 22 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @drjenyoung the copier one is hilarious! RT“@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1pe4o9R ”

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      1. Aisling OBrien‏ @AislingOBrien 23 May 2014
        Replying to @TheSwitchie

        MT @TheSwitchie http://onion.com/1pe4o9R  @sejeymoto @NaoisaOBrien LOL! I'm lunging with a photocopier strapped to my back as I type #multitask

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      1. Maggie Carey‏ @mcarey7 22 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1pe4o9R ” Well played! This is hilarious!

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      1. evereave‏ @everounds 22 May 2014
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        i encourage all of those sedentary to take this first step...@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Officehttp://onion.com/1pe4o9R 

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      1. sky london‏ @skylondon60 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @dogualpo Have a look son.May be it can be usefull to u as http://well.xxx 

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      1. Borrowmane‏ @laurelborrowman 21 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally I can go give my physio the big eff-you. “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1pe4o9R ”

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      1. Pacheco the god‏ @GodTheRevelator 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion I love number 11

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      1. cherylmapes‏ @clmapes47 21 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1pe4o9R ” Seems reasonable

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      1.  🌟 ✨Meg 💫‏ @Megastarrr3 21 May 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: 10 Easy #Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1pe4o9R ” 😄😆😂😭

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      1. Off-Ramp‏Verified account @KPCCofframp 21 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1pe4o9R ” HEY EVERYBODY! THIS IS FAKE!

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      1. Baily‏ @bailygaga 21 May 2014
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        @Austin_Gohl we should try these out "@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1pe4o9R ”

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      1. Talia Page‏ @taliaesq 21 May 2014
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        Gonna try this! "@TheOnion 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1pe4o9R ”

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      1. Bill Williams‏ @WGWilliamsIV 21 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Office http://onion.com/1pe4o9R ” hilarious office workouts #getfit #officeworkout

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      2. Anna Oman‏ @anna_oman 21 May 2014
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        @Nyaka_Mwanza @TheOnion: 10 Easy Exercises You Can Do At The Officehttp://onion.com/1pe4o9R 

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      3. Nyaka‏ @Nyaka_Mwanza 21 May 2014
        Replying to @anna_oman

        @anna_oman was outraged that #corpsepose under one's desk was omitted but realized @TheOnion couldn't share all me & @Beyonce's tricks

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      1. Ken Deome‏ @LoveIrreverence 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion I find repetitive fingerflips while at work relieve huge amounts of stress.

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