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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 May 2014

    [American Voices] Axl Rose Ranked Greatest Vocalist Of All Time http://onion.com/1m6hNAd  #WhatDoYouThink?

    2:51 PM - 21 May 2014
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      1. Megavolt‏ @Megavolt1 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion What do I think? Google "Yma Sumac" and listen to a range that would make Axl's balls shrivel up.

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      1. Tartan Tony‏ @TartanTony71 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Really? Over the likes of, say, a Freddie Mercury? That's garbage.

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      1. Philzer‏ @philzer18 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Over Joe Walsh?? No way!!

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      1. brian murray‏ @Brianmurrayman 21 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Axl Rose Ranked Greatest Vocalist Of All Time http://onion.com/1m6hNAd  #WhatDoYouThink?” That's crazy

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      1. Andrew T. O'Neil‏ @LordDrucifer 21 May 2014
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        Lol 😹 @kerry_mccoy RT“@TheOnion: [American Voices] Axl Rose Ranked Greatest Vocalist Of All Time http://onion.com/1m6hNAd  #WhatDoYouThink?”

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      1. Whitney Devlin‏ @whitneydevlin 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion I think there must be a mistake!

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      1. Jackie Reynolds‏ @jreynolds443 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion This is some kind of joke right?

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      1. Gustavo Cavalcanti‏ @gu_cavalcanti 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @zarias certainly not.

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      1. Trudd Studdlewraith‏ @KissboyJohnson 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion having a large range in no way makes you a good singer. Axl Rose is fuckin garbage

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      1. Nick Wesman‏ @NickWesman 21 May 2014
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        Middle guy's right on “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Axl Rose Ranked Greatest Vocalist Of All Time http://onion.com/1m6hNAd  #WhatDoYouThink?”

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      1. Juliet B. Martinez‏ @JulietBMartinez 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Only by those who have never l listened to Ella Fitzgerald.

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      1. Steven Megannety‏ @Megannety 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion America has lost its mind.

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      1. Club Stupid‏ @ClubStupid1 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Vince Neil must be beside himself.

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      1. Mark Loader‏ @RanfordStealth 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @zarias Nasal whines r in then? Maybe the voters havent heard of Paul Rodgers. Or anyone really.

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      1. Jenny ジェニー Tuite [is actually a small cloud ∆†‏ @Jenny_Tuite 21 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] Axl Rose Ranked Greatest Vocalist Of All Time http://onion.com/1m6hNAd  #WhatDoYouThink?” @buddyhead

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      1. SKOL Vikes SKOL‏ @Rdubs85 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion I'd assume 30 yrs ago & not today's Axel. It'll get to his head. "I'm the greatest singer of all time, let's raise our prices!"

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      1. persistant mouse  🐭 ❄️ ⚾️ 🐐 🏀 CLE‏ @ajabs4258 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion ah no

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