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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 May 2014

    Scientists Politely Remind World That Clean Energy Technology Ready To Go Whenever http://onion.com/1ofG87s pic.twitter.com/EKFtnmAVoW

    10:37 AM - 21 May 2014
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    • 13 Days Till Election Day 🗳🗳🗳 charlie from twilight Sun🔪🔪 @ spoilers !!!! and present hell (again) nekorug [#1 guillotine fan] alanna rayner rob emily Kristian Møller june bug
    21 replies 1,100 retweets 700 likes
      1. Mark Massie‏ @markmassie 21 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Scientists Politely Remind World That Clean Energy Technology Ready To Go Whenever @TheOnion http://onion.com/1ofG87s pic.twitter.com/Kq7qv6KYYy

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      2. Deadgineer‏ @sludgeogre 21 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Yeah, and it's bankrupting Spain, morons.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kevin‏ @kevinmotel 21 May 2014
        Replying to @sludgeogre

        @sludgeogre @TheOnion no money on a dead planet. No jobs either. Oh well, at least there won't be bankruptcy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Deadgineer‏ @sludgeogre 21 May 2014
        Replying to @kevinmotel

        @kevinmotel @TheOnion There is a responsible way of doing it, which is continued development. Look at all the failuires of windmills.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Kevin‏ @kevinmotel 21 May 2014
        Replying to @sludgeogre

        @sludgeogre look at what "responsible development" has gotten so far: a disintegrating Antarctic ice shelf, oil spills, coal mining deaths

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Deadgineer‏ @sludgeogre 21 May 2014
        Replying to @kevinmotel

        @kevinmotel R&D refers to green companies moving forward and not buying billions in tech before it is economically proven. Invest, don't buy

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      7. Kevin‏ @kevinmotel 21 May 2014
        Replying to @sludgeogre

        @sludgeogre fossil fuels are only economically viable because they use the atmosphere sea and land as dumping grounds.

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      1. Dean Jordheim ‏ @deanjordheim 21 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion .. Slave driven turbines are the ultimate source of safe, low cost, renewable energy.

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      1. ZeStonie‏ @ZeStonie 23 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @Sips_ This picture needs to be a meme, I don't know how, but it needs to be

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      1. dorkasaurus_rex‏ @dorkasaurus_rex 23 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @fart this is why I hate the onion

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      1. naestopaz‏ @Naestopaz 23 May 2014
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        @TheOnion can you do an article on #NSA agents requesting therapy after reviewing #PhoneRecords? #sexting #NSA

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      1. elizabeth‏ @erev323 21 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion govts don't listen & investor seem disinterested?

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      1. Clean Fuels Work‏ @CleanFuelsWork 21 May 2014
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        .@TheOnion Oregon Politely Reminds Onion that Some of Us Are Ready for Them. http://www.cleanfuelswork.com 

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      1. Meta Carr‏ @metacarr 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. JenniferOhjenny‏ @spikegrrl 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Whenever we stop letting the fossil fuel industry pay for our politicians who then allow them pass their external costs on to us.

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      1. Zjördan‏ @Electronicablip 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion just had to say it's sad when real news plays like satire and the most accurate reporting is found in satire. #onion4ever

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      1. Kris Ricksecker‏ @ktr_kris 21 May 2014
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        @TheOnion again since the 70's.

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