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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 May 2014

    “This ought to do it,” the lonely individual reportedly thought to himself http://onion.com/1oSmqRN pic.twitter.com/GXkm9Am4Az

    9:04 AM - 21 May 2014
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      1. Martin Devaney‏ @martin_devaney 21 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: “This ought to do it,” the lonely individual reportedly thought to himself http://onion.com/1oSmqRN  pic.twitter.com/k7uwinKqpz” yup.

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      1. Sam Trapp‏ @Trapp_Sam 21 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: living without @ocoaty http://onion.com/1oSmqRN  pic.twitter.com/PqBAg7gnLt”

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      1. Spencer Sandor‏ @SpencerSandor 21 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion My grocery store experience in a nutshell! :P

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      1. chandler‏ @channndler96 23 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @floopthatpig

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      1. Roberto‏ @ruizpuen 21 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion

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      2. THE NORTH REMEMBERS‏ @if_Iwasabird 21 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @RenitaReally I do this...

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      3. Rent Um Spoons‏ @RenitaReally 21 May 2014
        Replying to @if_Iwasabird

        @if_Iwasabird @TheOnion i do too otherwise i'd be making banana breqd loaves w/all the bananas that go bad.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. THE NORTH REMEMBERS‏ @if_Iwasabird 21 May 2014
        Replying to @RenitaReally

        @RenitaReally @TheOnion can I get that recipe lol...for real

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      5. Rent Um Spoons‏ @RenitaReally 21 May 2014
        Replying to @if_Iwasabird

        @if_Iwasabird i have a recipe too! Just never used it. Check ur email :-)

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. THE NORTH REMEMBERS‏ @if_Iwasabird 21 May 2014
        Replying to @RenitaReally

        @RenitaReally I hope this doesn't make me sound pressed...but I haven't seen it yet..hotmail or gmail? I've been checking both.

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      7. Rent Um Spoons‏ @RenitaReally 21 May 2014
        Replying to @if_Iwasabird

        @if_Iwasabird so sorry! Got sidetracked- sent! Hotmail

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      8. THE NORTH REMEMBERS‏ @if_Iwasabird 21 May 2014
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        @RenitaReally thanks!

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      1. Karl Radlein‏ @kradlein 21 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion did the same last night

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      1. Space 🌌Autumn 🍂‏ @spaceautist 21 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: “This ought to do it,” the lonely individual reportedly thought to himself http://onion.com/1oSmqRN  pic.twitter.com/P11ixuJQt3” did it

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      1. cheens‏ @wdcheens 21 May 2014
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        Ha! “@TheOnion: “This ought to do it,” the lonely individual reportedly thought to himself http://onion.com/1oSmqRN  pic.twitter.com/fI760E8Fxi”

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      1. Dr. Fran-kenstein  💉 ⚰️ 🔬‏ @BluestStocking 21 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: “This ought to do it,” the lonely individual reportedly thought to himself http://onion.com/1oSmqRN  pic.twitter.com/K6UM21t9e2”#mylife

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      1. Sara Shallcross‏ @modestsare 21 May 2014
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        My life“@TheOnion: “This ought to do it,” the lonely individual reportedly thought to himself http://onion.com/1oSmqRN  pic.twitter.com/V40AghwIZT”

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      1. Sierra Scully Bein‏ @sierrabein 21 May 2014
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        Lol “@TheOnion: “This ought to do it,” the lonely individual reportedly thought to himself http://onion.com/1oSmqRN  pic.twitter.com/gADxokaJTR”

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      1.  ✨ ❄️Winter J 🌑elstice ❄️ ✨‏ @JoelCieslak 21 May 2014
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        me RT @TheOnion “This ought to do it,” the lonely individual reportedly thought to himself http://onion.com/1oSmqRN pic.twitter.com/CjpRXK4AhS

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