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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 May 2014

    I'm An ENTJ, Destroyer Of Worlds | In Commentary:http://onion.com/1gjpDHi 

    4:00 PM - 20 May 2014
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      1. Katherine Ellen Foley‏Verified account @katherineefoley 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: I'm An ENTJ, Destroyer Of Worlds | In Commentary: http://onion.com/1gjpDHi ” Hahahaha @ecderr the onion does Myers Briggs!

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      1. Evakatrina‏ @evakatrina 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Spilling the beans will always be your downfall. Regards, An INTJ MT @TheOnion I'm An ENTJ, Destroyer Of Worldshttp://onion.com/1gjpDHi 

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      1. Carrie Coisman‏ @CarrieCoisman 20 May 2014
        Replying to @WJSipe

        @WJSipe @TheOnion L. O. L.

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      2. Eric Totheroh‏ @erictotheroh 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: I'm An ENTJ, Destroyer Of Worlds | In Commentary: http://onion.com/1gjpDHi ” Grace College prepared me for this!

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      1. JSS‏ @justinscottt 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ellenryan close but Nah.

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      1. Jan Luc Picard‏ @jancypants 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: I'm An ENTJ, Destroyer Of Worlds: http://onion.com/1gjpDHi ” I'm an ENTJ, and I'm sad to be so far behind on my destroying.

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      1. Cici‏ @ciciciz 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: I'm An ENTJ, Destroyer Of Worlds | In Commentary: http://onion.com/1gjpDHi ” @AJerbearAffair

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      1. Joe Benson‏ @youngjoebenson 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @joshpkim

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      2. Erika Cohen Derr‏ @ecderr 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: I'm An ENTJ, Destroyer Of Worlds | In Commentary: http://onion.com/1gjpDHi ”@Thorronius @kookoobirdie

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      3. Kate‏ @kookoobirdie 20 May 2014
        Replying to @ecderr

        @ecderr @TheOnion @Thorronius And we just rebuild them the way they should be.

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      4. Tom Derr‏ @Thorronius 20 May 2014
        Replying to @kookoobirdie

        @kookoobirdie @ecderr Do you have a Myers-Briggs news feed or do you regularly check The Onion? I didn't even know it was still around...

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      5. Erika Cohen Derr‏ @ecderr 21 May 2014
        Replying to @Thorronius

        @Thorronius @kookoobirdie if you're not following @TheOnion you're leaving free laughs on the table.

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      1. Katie Heiden-Rootes‏ @ktrootes 20 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: I'm An ENTJ, Destroyer Of Worlds | In Commentary: http://onion.com/1gjpDHi ” I have super powers!

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      1. let me know‏ @_hebrewnational 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol @SkyyTweet RT @TheOnion: I'm An ENTJ, Destroyer Of Worlds | In Commentary: http://onion.com/1gjpDHi 

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      1. Jasmine Au Howard‏ @Jas_Au 20 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: I'm An ENTJ, Destroyer Of Worlds | In Commentary: http://onion.com/1gjpDHi ” 😬

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      1. Enterprise Strategy‏ @ESStrategery 20 May 2014
        Replying to @johamburge

        “@johamburge: @CTinStP @ESStrategery Well, yes, I guess I would admit that kinda does sound like me... Look out!” This is not news to us.

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