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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 May 2014

    Is quickly pulling off a prisoner's head less cruel than a lethal injection? http://onion.com/1nkOCIY pic.twitter.com/xLh8i0kOU0

    11:05 AM - 20 May 2014
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      2. Lady Blue‏ @KnownasBlue 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ✋😩😭 “@TheOnion: Is quickly pulling off a prisoner's head less cruel than a lethal injection? http://onion.com/1nkOCIY  pic.twitter.com/rQo20ftCvk”

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      2. Blizzy‏ @BZdub 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Is quickly pulling off a prisoner's head less cruel than a lethal injection? http://onion.com/1nkOCIY  pic.twitter.com/28ZULHwVEQ”😂😂😂😂😂

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      3. Nick Gutwein‏ @kidguti20 20 May 2014
        Replying to @BZdub

        @BZdub @TheOnion watch the video, the organ sucker thing😷😷

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. the bohwne yard‏ @bohwne 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @QuanTatted Ummmmm..........

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Sketchboyq‏ @SketchboyQ 20 May 2014
        Replying to @bohwne

        @bohwne @TheOnion lmao

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      1. Amish With An iPad‏ @mhmiller 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Why not just go with a quick Mortal Kombat "Finish Him"

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      1. Greg‏ @NitroMidgets 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Too expensive to roll out. We can buy cheaper circus cannons and shoot them at giant cheese graters.

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      1. Brandon Brewer‏ @blessbreww 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Bobby_Britton 😂

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      1. James Donaldson‏ @kinakuta_james 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion it will be unusual at first, so they'll have to get a lot of them done quickly to avoid that description

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      2. Aethonaia‏ @Aethonaia 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @phpress A positively outrageous example of Western crudity and barbarity !!!

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      3. Nattering King of Segues‏ @phpress 20 May 2014
        Replying to @Aethonaia

        Just so everyone's clear on the subject, @TheOnion is a news parody site. Nothing I RT from them should be taken seriously. h/t @Aethonaia

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      2. Twiga is Visual‏ @kojo_kenye 20 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion thats just adding more blood and gore, no one wants to see that, its too traumatic

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      3. Baller Superman‏ @SupermanBaller 20 May 2014
        Replying to @kojo_kenye

        @kojo_kenye @TheOnion I'd prefer they be popped off by a giant thumb, like a marbles shot.

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      1.  ⭐️ تروي كلاين‏ @xxcodyx3 31 May 2014
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        @TheOnion this is one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen...

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      1. Brian Hogarth‏ @captainninetoes 22 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Crude, but effective...Mr. Spock.

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      2. Pee Gee‏ @votefordisco 22 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @LittlebitCorney is this a real thing?!

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      3. Ro‏ @LittlebitCorney 22 May 2014
        Replying to @votefordisco

        @edpostgate @TheOnion read who produced it Postgate & come back when you're done. Remember the King Jon Un article China took seriously?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Pee Gee‏ @votefordisco 22 May 2014
        Replying to @LittlebitCorney

        @LittlebitCorney I don't understand. and I don't know what you're talking about!

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      5. Ro‏ @LittlebitCorney 22 May 2014
        Replying to @votefordisco

        @edpostgate The Onion is a satirical American digital paper that produces stuff like this, sorry very engrossed politics student here!

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      6. Pee Gee‏ @votefordisco 22 May 2014
        Replying to @LittlebitCorney

        @LittlebitCorney oooh I see, yeah I thought when it got to the bit about sucking their organs out it was definitely a joke..

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      7. Pee Gee‏ @votefordisco 22 May 2014
        Replying to @votefordisco

        @LittlebitCorney probably should not have taken me that long though :(

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