

“@TheOnion: Is quickly pulling off a prisoner's head less cruel than a lethal injection? http://onion.com/1nkOCIY pic.twitter.com/rQo20ftCvk”
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“@TheOnion: Is quickly pulling off a prisoner's head less cruel than a lethal injection? http://onion.com/1nkOCIY pic.twitter.com/rQo20ftCvk”
“@TheOnion: Is quickly pulling off a prisoner's head less cruel than a lethal injection? http://onion.com/1nkOCIY pic.twitter.com/28ZULHwVEQ”




@TheOnion @QuanTatted Ummmmm..........
@TheOnion Why not just go with a quick Mortal Kombat "Finish Him"
@TheOnion Too expensive to roll out. We can buy cheaper circus cannons and shoot them at giant cheese graters.
@TheOnion it will be unusual at first, so they'll have to get a lot of them done quickly to avoid that description
Just so everyone's clear on the subject, @TheOnion is a news parody site. Nothing I RT from them should be taken seriously. h/t @Aethonaia
@TheOnion thats just adding more blood and gore, no one wants to see that, its too traumatic
@kojo_kenye @TheOnion I'd prefer they be popped off by a giant thumb, like a marbles shot.
@TheOnion this is one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen...
@TheOnion Crude, but effective...Mr. Spock.
@TheOnion @LittlebitCorney is this a real thing?!
@edpostgate @TheOnion read who produced it Postgate & come back when you're done. Remember the King Jon Un article China took seriously?
@LittlebitCorney I don't understand. and I don't know what you're talking about!
@edpostgate The Onion is a satirical American digital paper that produces stuff like this, sorry very engrossed politics student here!
@LittlebitCorney oooh I see, yeah I thought when it got to the bit about sucking their organs out it was definitely a joke..
@LittlebitCorney probably should not have taken me that long though :(
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