@TheOnion guillotine = cheaper and does the same thing? :-P
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@Notaphish@TheOnion But not nearly as entertainingly! -
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@Notaphish@TheOnion I don't know, put some appropriate music on while it happens - "Yakety yak" 4 life :-P
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@TheOnion French guillotine seems more humaneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he looks so calm even though he's about to get his head torn offThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why do they hire people with mental burdens as prison employees?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that looks much less mentally taxing- *I'm going to Total Recall?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Now that is progress.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion progressive "thinking"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yanking their heads off is a sick reason to play God.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Soothing sound. Flame throws. where can I get this chairThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@rioferdy5 ? > “@TheOnion: Psychologist believe Ohio method of execution eases burden http://onion.com/1nkEWye pic.twitter.com/YCku1pAF8v”
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@NSGooden The Onion is always a joke. (Except some features like AV Club.) But yeah, satire is scarily more plausible than truth sometimes!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love how it’s impossible to tell exactly in what manner the machine does what it’s meant to doThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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