@TheOnion why was brendan carrying two slices of whole wheat?
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@TheOnion: “Brendan probably was in the ocean, saw this huge shark, and then just jumped right on its back and stabbed it." @frescakennedy?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion:“was in the ocean, saw this huge shark, then just jumped right on its back & stabbed it."http://onion.com/1i0m446 ”#toteswhatidid
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