@TheOnion can't make up this stuff..Pinelands Commission voted no to a pipeline, now Commissioners r getting replaced http://www.njtvonline.org/news/ap_story/christie-picks-2-new-members-for-pinelands-board/#.U3pyTYeHdSM.twitter …
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@TheOnion: Study: Average American Now Requires 3 Attempts To Get Up From Seated Position http://onion.com/1j3HTiT ” the everyday struggleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ClaraJeffery Nope. I stand up, first time, no hands, because I took Ann Richards' advice to stay strong. Everyone can!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is this actually a lie? Or are you guys telling the truth for once!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@slickrok Hear podcast w/ Brian Janosch(writer at@TheOnion), Harry Shearer on satirehttp://www.ceh.org/news-events/podcasts/content/satire-and-activism-with-harry-shearer/ … -
@kvetchingguru don't advert at me
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Spy camera in my house!? "
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@TheOnion Okay that was pretty funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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