“@TheOnion: Study: Average American Now Requires 3 Attempts To Get Up From Seated Position http://onion.com/1lGENnP pic.twitter.com/B2M5YpAwVQ”
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“@TheOnion: Study: Average American Now Requires 3 Attempts To Get Up From Seated Position http://onion.com/1lGENnP pic.twitter.com/B2M5YpAwVQ”
@jwestonharvey Hear podcast w/ Brian Janosch (writer @TheOnion), Harry Shearer on satirehttp://www.ceh.org/news-events/podcasts/content/satire-and-activism-with-harry-shearer/ …
@TheOnion and how many grunts?
“@TheOnion: Study: Average American Now Requires 3 Attempts To Get Up From Seated Position http://onion.com/1lGENnP pic.twitter.com/i5zu7Sa82m”
@TheOnion there's no such thing as an average American
Dennis “@TheOnion: Average American Now Requires 3 Attempts To Get Up From Seated Position http://onion.com/1lGENnP pic.twitter.com/LLpzEfW3bm”
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