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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 May 2014

    POLL: Should Kids Be Allowed To Sleep In Bed With Their Parents? http://onion.com/1lGg96G pic.twitter.com/yybiItF0uG

    11:55 AM - 19 May 2014
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      1. Matthew Reid‏ @matthewcreid 19 May 2014
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        @TheOnion - indeed no. Nor should they be allowed to sleep either. They should be constantly at work for the glory of the Motherland.

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      1. Dean Jordheim ‏ @deanjordheim 20 May 2014
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        @TheOnion... I just need to keep my mouth shut on this one.

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      1. TAFKA... Garry‏ @TAFKA_Garry 19 May 2014
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        @TheOnion ya know… this graphic would be more impressive, if you supplied a key as to what color meant what result.

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      1. jpsqare‏ @jpsqare 19 May 2014
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        @TheOnion as long as their parents aren't still sleeping with their parents

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      1. MildlySensable‏ @mildlysensable 19 May 2014
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        @TheOnion do you want a man child for a son? Imagine if the kids at school heard that one. Ha. And you thought fat kids were picked on.

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      2. Michael Bell‏ @PackageMAB 19 May 2014
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        @jkanbrown “@TheOnion: POLL: Should Kids Be Allowed To Sleep In Bed With Their Parents? http://onion.com/1lGg96G  pic.twitter.com/IYKFQTEsYn”

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      3. Jennifer K Brown‏ @jkanbrown 19 May 2014
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        @PackageMAB he stopped sleeping with us last year!

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      1. Vote-4-Pedro1‏ @pswartz212 19 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Hell to the No!!

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      1. Deirdra L Halley‏ @BrayheadL 19 May 2014
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        @TheOnion no its not a good idea

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      1. M .Calderon‏ @gabnatcal 19 May 2014
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        @TheOnion asl Dracula

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      1. molly k‏ @mkburke 19 May 2014
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        @TheOnion all the parents weighing in with real opinions.

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      1. Kat Keen‏ @THEKatKeen 19 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Bad dreams.Bad storms.Regular basis,IMHO,may create too much dependence.Snuggle time is excellent.Everyone needs their own space.

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      1. Audio Book Radio‏ @AudioBookRadio 19 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Kids asleep? Whatever next? http://www.audiobookradio.net 

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      1. Alex Schieferdecker‏ @alexschief 19 May 2014
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        @TheOnion I see.

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