@TheOnion I kissed her.she slapped me. And we went our separate ways
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@TheOnion and she's married!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You mean Jessica Ennis has been on my top lip all this time. Who knew?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggghhhhhh!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Actually, shes over your shoulder#TaliblondeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion missing the link? Always think before you Tweet. Try reciting the alphabet backwards before hitting that button.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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