@TheOnion he's pregnant
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@TheOnion@kevinpollak ok rice is a starch, starch converts to sugar and is stored in fat cells. Japanese eat rice, Godzilla eats Japanese.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] Japanese Fans: New Godzilla Too Fat http://onion.com/RNOR5d#WhatDoYouThink?”#Godzilla2014Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe he's just big-boned?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's the American wayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well he has been eating for a lot of years now! :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I must admit that Mr. Zilla did have some pretty badass cankles.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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