I knew this was satire once I read "Everyone in Sears." @TheOnion: Everyone In Sears Spanking A Childhttp://onion.com/1nU2Bqw
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@TheOnion: Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child http://onion.com/1nU2Bqw ” glad to see my hometown represented so accurately :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion jit's about time!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child http://onion.com/1nU2Bqw ” ha!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Funny because it's true “
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Are you sure it wasn't Wal-Mart? “
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@TheOnion: Everyone In Sears Spanking A Child http://onion.com/1nU2Bqw " Oooo, Daddy!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wait, what happened? :D:DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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They had it coming. “
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