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@TheOnion Good thing they pay dividends. What?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@RyanDivish is especially excited about the sixth item. “@TheOnion: How Twitter Is Trying To Retain Users http://onion.com/RS7BRw ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How Twitter Is Trying To Retain Usershttp://onion.com/RS7BRwThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@gregkulowiec “@TheOnion: How Twitter Is Trying To Retain Users http://onion.com/RS7BRw ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You had me at 'spreadsheets,' but I'll take the 400 new followers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: How Twitter Is Trying To Retain Users http://onion.com/RS7BRw ” I really would appreciate a PalmPilot friendly versionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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