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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 May 2014

    PRO: Makes mothers better and more important than women who don’t breastfeed http://onion.com/QJeqUn pic.twitter.com/068jazKsTc

    9:05 AM - 14 May 2014
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    • caroline Patricia Ann Sioned The Time Machine ✨⚜️✨ Molly Mayhem Saif Alaswad Elizabeth Berndt Ashley H Marc Therrien
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      1. Love Lactivism‏ @love_lactivism 14 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: PRO: Makes mothers better and more important than women who don’t breastfeed http://onion.com/QJeqUn  pic.twitter.com/p9zAhrk5hh”

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      2. The Time Machine  ✨ ⚜️ ✨‏ @MachineBlock33 14 May 2014
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        @TheOnion in my next life I want to be Brest feed o_o

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      3. Nik elson‏ @NikSElson 15 May 2014
        Replying to @MachineBlock33

        @hrhsar @TheOnion c vv ,x

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      1. Gracie‏ @gracepeters27 14 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Mothers better/more important than women who don’t breastfeed http://onion.com/QJeqUn  pic.twitter.com/jRDE4abH8q” @goldmandigger69

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      1. Vince Marinello‏ @snaredrum36 14 May 2014
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        @TheOnion if I could I would

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      1. joe erdy‏ @erdyexcavation 14 May 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. sea war wall‏ @noor_erg 14 May 2014
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        @TheOnion I know pros of breastwatching and breasttouching

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      1.  Dimitri Mosqueira‏ @DimitriDeMerack 14 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: PRO: Makes mothers better and more important than women who don’t breastfeed http://onion.com/QJeqUn  pic.twitter.com/o08PfxNek4”

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      2. joseph langton‏ @jnlangton 14 May 2014
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        @TheOnion what about women who are not able to breast feed

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      3. K1M J0NG TH3 1LL3$T‏ @PeterPantsu 14 May 2014
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        @jnlangton @TheOnion If a women can't breastfeed, she is destined to be unimportant, obviously.

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      4. RvLeshrac‏ @RvLeshrac 14 May 2014
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        @PeterPantsu @jnlangton @TheOnion Thanks, that was... the joke.

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