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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 May 2014

    Should Obama Blow The Silver Horn The Founding Fathers Left In Case The Country Ever Needed Them? Them http://onion.com/1luIjTM 

    5:45 PM - 13 May 2014
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      1. Davis‏ @Therealtdavis 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion why not he Blows at being president

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      1. CasparTWD‏ @CasparTWD 14 May 2014
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        @cath_haddon “@TheOnion: Should Obama Blow Horn The Founding Fathers Left In Case The Country Ever Needed Them? http://onion.com/1luIjTM ”

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      1. Terry Minkey‏ @Mink_Floyd 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion bravo

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      1. Rajiv Moté‏ @RajivMote 13 May 2014
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        "Tia mi aven Moridin isainde vadin" @dragonmount RT @TheOnion http://www.theonion.com/video/should-obama-blow-the-silver-horn-the-founding-fat,36011 …

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      1. Walto‏ @WalterHorn 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion A couple of times I thought he should blow the horn, but he didn't and we were OK so I was glad he didn't waste them. Sparingly.

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      1. oscar corral‏ @ojcorral 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion #heavenbudgetcuts Up to 10 adjudications withheld on primary sins.

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      1. Maddie Mitchell‏ @maddiemitchell2 13 May 2014
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        probs @TheOnion: Should Obama Blow The Silver Horn The Founding Fathers Left In Case The Country Ever Needed Them? http://onion.com/1luIjTM 

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      1. Tamarind Lemur‏ @tamarindlemur 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion "The Super Best Founding Fathers - Benjamin Franklin, w/the power of electricity Thomas Jefferson, w/the power of ice breath..."

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      1. Aaron Slack‏ @aaronmslack 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion YES.

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      1. Percy Moorman‏ @Percy_Blooms 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion I'll blow my Rams horn & we will see who get attacked-

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      1. Eric Lind Friend‏ @HipMrBully 13 May 2014
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        I lol'd. RT @TheOnion Should Obama Blow Silver Horn Founding Fathers Left In Case The Country Ever Needed Them? http://onion.com/1luIjTM 

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      1. Percy Moorman‏ @Percy_Blooms 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion hahaha- He needs to blow with everything he got- hahaha

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      1. Daniel dePlantagenet‏ @dePlantagenet 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion I don't think I would want much help from people with XVIII century minds. We have the GOP for that.

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      1. Lαιя∂ Ƈσcкωσмвℓє‏ @AngrybriTony 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion crazy, but I'll bet it's not far off the mark

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