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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 May 2014

    Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Yearshttp://onion.com/1luGgik 

    4:01 PM - 13 May 2014
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      1. Josh Moon‏Verified account @Josh_Moon 13 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        GOP still against raising taxes. “@TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1luGgik ”

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      1. Anne Lane Witt‏ @VaPriestess 13 May 2014
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        sorry, y'all: “@TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1luGgik ”

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      1. scooter‏ @kshindle8 13 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1luGgik ”

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      1. Benson LaFlamme‏ @loquacious_B 14 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

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      1. Vince Marinello‏ @snaredrum36 14 May 2014
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        @TheOnion ok so Ryan read a book once and thinks he has the answer.

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      1. Brennan Martinez‏ @PAPADASH 14 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Wish it was this simple for Hell.

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      1. Pearson Bolt  🏴‏ @PearsonBolt 14 May 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Yearshttp://onion.com/1luGgik 

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      1. Too lazy to create a fake name‏ @RochanaKnows 14 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1luGgik ” Must be run by @LiberalAus

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      1. †Kourtney†‏ @twinnietower 14 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1luGgik ” hahah good one!

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      1. Bas Verhoog‏ @DatBassie 14 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

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      1. Ken Overholt‏ @Kenover 14 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane But the change will be phased in gradually and those already dead will be grandfathered into eternity.

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      1. Yiros‏ @NotYirosMC 14 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1luGgik ” @bfcoops LOL

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      2. Andrew Jenkins‏ @adjenkins9 14 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1luGgik ”@_MNmean

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      3. Ethan‏ @_MNmean 14 May 2014
        Replying to @adjenkins9

        @Shevjenko7 haha! @TheOnion Yea right, the Catholic Church is rolling in it

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      1. Rick Schulte‏ @theRickSchulte 13 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1luGgik ”

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      1. jennifer kasey‏ @jenkasey 13 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1luGgik ” ha!

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      1. Vince Marinello‏ @snaredrum36 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion that's due to the Ryan budget

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      1. C. Damien Arthur‏ @damien_arthur 13 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1luGgik ”

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      1. Jim Hutchinson‏ @HutchCPA_I 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @stocktwitsjohn Trinity cut to Duality

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