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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 May 2014

    "There are women who definitely, definitely cannot wait that long." http://onion.com/1v0kc4i pic.twitter.com/uABZaAUDZm

    11:15 AM - 13 May 2014
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      2.  🇨🇦 Just Laura‏ @HelenLaura5 13 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion yes, mustn't wait too long to murder your babies eh? #Abortion is NOT birth control.

        7 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Ciaran Hunter‏ @FaggyOgg 13 May 2014
        Replying to @HelenLaura5

        @HelenLaura5 @TheOnion ectopic pregnancies, fetal abnormalities, conception through rape.

        5 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Angela Beegle (aka chotii)‏ @chotiari 13 May 2014
        Replying to @FaggyOgg

        @FaggyOgg @HelenLaura5 @TheOnion If a woman has an ectopic pregnancy, THAT is a medical emergency. It won't be handled on any lunch break.

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      5. Ciaran Hunter‏ @FaggyOgg 13 May 2014
        Replying to @chotiari

        @chotiari @HelenLaura5 @TheOnion You think an abortion is something to get during a lunch break?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6.  🇨🇦 Just Laura‏ @HelenLaura5 13 May 2014
        Replying to @FaggyOgg

        @FaggyOgg @chotiari @TheOnion Never once said that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Just call me Shelly‏ @ellisromance 13 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Nothing like making jokes about getting abortions during lunch breaks. Thanks for taking a complex issue and being so flippant. :P

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      1. mcbc‏ @mcbc 13 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny. RT @TheOnion There are women who definitely, definitely cannot wait that long." http://onion.com/1v0kc4i pic.twitter.com/vELGs9ScW5

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      1. Boon Companion‏ @458Cincinnatus 13 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion If police state liberals are so obsessed with carbon footprints, maybe they should go around telling women not to have so much sex

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      1. J‏ @logictough 13 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion why has no one said "that's what she said!" About waiting to find a condom?! Your following is lacking.

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      1. Raindance, but no.‏ @RaindanceOberts 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion you can't have abortion and marijuana. It is a bad mix.

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      1. Josh Barrett‏ @barr0463 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion this parody is too close to reality. Just look at the woman who recorded her abortion.

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      1. russmckay‏ @russmckay 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Happy Mother's Day

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      1. Ike Davis‏ @IkeDavis10028 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Parody: amusing imitation: a piece of writing or music that deliberately copies another work in a comic or satirical way...

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      1. Alli  ⭐ ⭐ ⭐‏ @aparker70 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @allahpundit Wait for what?? It is legal already

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      1. Jimmy‏ @SoulfulPanda 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion "The government should keep its hands off women’s bodies—period." EXCEPT when mandating insurers' coverages. That's different.

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