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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 May 2014

    FOR: Animals cannot feel pain or experience fear AGAINST: Kind of mean http://onion.com/1mSg1pU pic.twitter.com/WtmJC6jBQE

    9:54 AM - 13 May 2014
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    16 replies 126 retweets 128 likes
      1. Mike Ehrhardt‏ @MikeEhrhardt1 13 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion "Animals cannot feel pain or experience fear",,,,that is f'king ridiculous and so are you if you believe this shit.

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      1. Vince Marinello‏ @snaredrum36 14 May 2014
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        @TheOnion animal testing sucks

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      1. jpsqare‏ @jpsqare 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion speaking for us animals, you experimenters are the ones that feel no pain or fear. Let us experiment on you and you'll get wise

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      1. Nadine M. Girouard‏ @NadineMGirouard 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion joke or not

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      1. Nadine M. Girouard‏ @NadineMGirouard 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Also, this fails as a help for the animals

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      1. Nadine M. Girouard‏ @NadineMGirouard 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Yes they do. Just better at hiding it because that is weakness in animal kingdom.

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      1. Ann Marwick‏ @Annchicken 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion nasty to make fun of animal testing when it is cruel and inhumane

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      1. Aliah Alldredge‏ @growlingsmiley 13 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: FOR: Animals cannot feel pain or experience fear AGAINST: Kind of mean http://onion.com/1mSg1pU  pic.twitter.com/Mi7L3fZxz1”

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      1. 1 Froggy Evening‏ @1FroggyEvening 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion For a moment, I thought I was invited to some event for tasting various exotic animals.

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      1. Erik Lewis-Wireman‏ @blargh53 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Everyone here who thinks this is real has no idea what The The Onion is.

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      1. sunny evans‏ @sunknee 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion yes they do feel pain just like you

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      1. A full name‏ @truthiseverall 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Their believing that clarifies what they really are and do, surely making all involved feel much better. (Lowest of the world)

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      1. A full name‏ @truthiseverall 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion BS ! They don't even feed them their own real food of nature. Then there is frankenstein their other project !

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      1. lydia F‏ @saschaweyr 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion sickening

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      1. Liz Steinnecker‏ @LizSteinnecker 13 May 2014
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        @TheOnion bs

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