“@TheOnion: Budget Forces Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1iILcvs pic.twitter.com/uXqIrq1v8L” must be a joke??
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“@TheOnion: Budget Forces Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1iILcvs pic.twitter.com/uXqIrq1v8L” must be a joke??
@jamief1sher @TheOnion lmaoooo it's from the onion, you mug
@_Lynch__ what's the onion!
@jamief1sher satirical online news, AKA Bullshit
@TheOnion Also had to cut Eternal Life benefits for 500 billion people.
Hahaha RT @TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1iILcvs pic.twitter.com/1Ix9dRezMT
@TheOnion @RichardDawkins aw man, I thought I was grandfathered in on the unlimited plan!
@TheOnion @RichardDawkins Mantel my drive poetry my drive however I would appreciate a little help
Hilarious! ->“@TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1iILcvs pic.twitter.com/ZZQj2iUA6o”
@TheOnion @vaarsuvius_ awesome!!!
@TheOnion @RichardDawkins The CEO should be forced to step down: he should have foreseen that 14 billion years ago.
@TheOnion @RichardDawkins In related news, Satan cuts budget by reducing the thermostat 2°, touts his afterlife is still eternal.
@TheOnion @rkfishman there goes that dream.
“@TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1iILcvs pic.twitter.com/kTbXsE8qst” funny
Oh Noh! RT: "@TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1iILcvs pic.twitter.com/k3Gm0hCnZo"
@TheOnion ahh I was in such a hurry to get there *sigh* Hell shud up their marketing or Lord shud start playing Russian roulette wit Ppl.
“@TheOnion: Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years http://onion.com/1iILcvs pic.twitter.com/hsaUPbF4p2” #recession
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