@TheOnion @Gellerbending You're finding a new drug and I'm dying next week. Sweet.
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@BryantRSmith@TheOnion@Gellerbending MAY YOU FEEL THE PEACE OF CHRIST AND BE HEALED AMEN. -
@Louisa55376979@TheOnion@Gellerbending MAY YOU FUCK OFF.
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@lenadunham HBD my fellow Taurean! u need to check out ur horoscope!@TheOnion http://onion.com/1iIACEZ pic.twitter.com/irSqMKWsSs”
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@TheOnion Almost it could be true :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 13, 2014 http://onion.com/1iIACEZ pic.twitter.com/XDLUYF6H5V”@emily_mendell @ellis_keellis
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@TheOnion EXTENDED SYNTH JAMS ARE NOT DEAD! Merely mummified...*sobs in corner*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 13, 2014 http://onion.com/1iIACEZ pic.twitter.com/3pbD23InF3”@mjgumb
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@CruelPrincesa that would be nice -
@mjgumb I thought so too.
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@TheOnion THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE POWER OF THE HOLY SPIRIT AND OTHER IDEAS OF ITThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 13, 2014 http://onion.com/1iIACEZ pic.twitter.com/Tq8nJjQoew”@MissMassoels
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 13, 2014 http://onion.com/1iIACEZ pic.twitter.com/EVNrJCPIAy” lolz
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