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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 May 2014

    [American Voices] First Openly Gay Player Selected In NFL Draft http://onion.com/1hI4jX1  #WhatDoYouThink?

    1:57 PM - 12 May 2014
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      1. LatinaMama‏ @Latina_N_Right 12 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Tired of the story. Ironic: ridiculous publicity surrounding Sam is ok; Tebow publicity is not. Very telling.

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      1. Chikwa ysakar chibwe‏ @ChibweChikwa 12 May 2014
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        @TheOnion courageous .What impact will it have on his fellow players in the dressing room?

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      1. jpsqare‏ @jpsqare 12 May 2014
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        @TheOnion about the closeted gays?

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      1. craigwright‏ @craigwright 12 May 2014
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        @TheOnion So the NFL takes the entire draft viewing audience to the gay bar... and ummm well it does not go well...

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      1. craigwright‏ @craigwright 12 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Area Man: "I knew he was drafted before he did."

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      1. Chad Taylor‏ @ChadTaylor_TX 12 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Wait Johnny Manzielisn't isn't gay? I guess I've been misinformed.

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      1. Vlad Makarov‏ @Vlad_Air 12 May 2014
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        @TheOnion I don't care what he does on his free time. If he can tackle, cover receivers, and make plays then that's all that matters. #Logic

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      1. Aunt Whiskey‏ @CanYaHearMe 12 May 2014
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        @TheOnion why are athletes praised when they are gay but bashed for praying?

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      1. Scott Storvik‏ @keepitreal73 12 May 2014
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        @TheOnion so is he a tight end or a wide receiver?

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      1. Friday Dog‏ @FridayDog13 12 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Couldn't ESPN combine Tebow, Sams, & Manziel and have a gay religious party animal to report on all at once and save time & energy

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