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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 May 2014

    CON: Tiny, insatiable piglet chomping at your nipple http://onion.com/1smdjWU pic.twitter.com/N6ZAJcyexd

    1:08 PM - 12 May 2014
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      1. Rachel Mathew‏ @rachelgostate 12 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion even funnier reading WHILE breastfeeding my insatiable piglet

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      1. Kellen Steffen‏ @kellensteffen 14 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @tommyjcarpenter "No one really knows how the milk gets from the cow to inside the woman" #mysides

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      1. Molly Waiting‏ @bozonechica 12 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: CON: Tiny, insatiable piglet chomping at your nipple http://onion.com/1smdjWU  pic.twitter.com/Bgk1gJYy0n” @crocdressage - true story?

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      2. wally kardashianwest‏ @wondywoms 12 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: CON: Tiny, insatiable piglet chomping at your nipple http://onion.com/1smdjWU  pic.twitter.com/yXiKSjO4pb” @brainbouquet

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      2. James Bond‏ @jamesbondtrain 12 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion there are NO cons to breastfeeding only pros. If I had my way mothers would be given extra child benefit to breast feed

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      2. Carmen S-B‏ @bezerc 12 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion no....that's incorrect! This is total rubbish!

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      3. Patrick‏ @UrbanPat 12 May 2014
        Replying to @bezerc

        @bezerc @TheOnion Don't you get tired of sleeping in the refrigerator?

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      4. Carmen S-B‏ @bezerc 12 May 2014
        Replying to @UrbanPat

        @UrbanPat @TheOnion no, it comes warm and sweet!

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      1. Alan‏ @brainsaidwhat 12 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @peonyfish RT @TheOnion: CON: Tiny, insatiable piglet chomping at your nipple http://onion.com/1smdjWU pic.twitter.com/mO12xqp1O3

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      1. David Hall‏ @david_j_hall 12 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: CON: Tiny, insatiable piglet chomping at your nipple http://onion.com/1smdjWU  pic.twitter.com/ewJ7zPoWRH”

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      1. SKMüller Art‏ @SKMueller_Art 12 May 2014
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        That's about what I imagine. @TheOnion

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      1. Nick Sheppard‏ @sheppand 12 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: CON: Tiny, insatiable piglet chomping at your nipple http://onion.com/1smdjWU  pic.twitter.com/PPrCHkycxF” @Frecklz83

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      1. S McHugh‏ @SaraMcHugh2 12 May 2014
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        @kdandison “@TheOnion: CON: Tiny, insatiable piglet chomping at your nipple http://onion.com/1smdjWU  pic.twitter.com/6lcGgWFQlR”

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      2. Jeff McClelland‏ @JeffMcClelland 12 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        FYI @Molly_Quinn “@TheOnion: CON: Tiny, insatiable piglet chomping at your nipple http://onion.com/1smdjWU  pic.twitter.com/FD54B8Mtw6”

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      3. Molly Quinn‏ @Molly_Quinn 12 May 2014
        Replying to @JeffMcClelland

        @JeffMcClelland thanks for the reminder

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      4. Jeff McClelland‏ @JeffMcClelland 12 May 2014
        Replying to @Molly_Quinn

        @Molly_Quinn Let me know if you need any other rock solid parenting advice.

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