“@TheOnion: This Weekend's Top Story: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1uUdxss ” @docabel44
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@TheOnion (standing ovation) we did it guys mission accomplished. Let's push for 8:18 a.m next year.#pavingthewayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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