@TheOnion consider changing “if” to “maybe” in the sentence that ends: “or if you’re straight.”
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@TheOnion I'm not your sonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Son, I’ll Always Love You Whether You’re Straight Or... In Commentary This Week: http://onion.com/1nzPfja ”@tytysadventuresThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think my uncle penned that to my cousin. Cousin brought friend to funeral!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Son, I’ll Always Love You Whether You’re Straight Or A Closeted Gayhttp://onion.com/1nzPfjaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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