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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 May 2014

    Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo pic.twitter.com/jKbistvPf7

    7:30 AM - 11 May 2014
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      1. Ashlie Hardway‏ @AshlieHardway 11 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds about right RT @TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo pic.twitter.com/hppTwaOFfI

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      1. Hailey Konnath‏ @hkonnath 11 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M.” And @jcampbellk completed it by Saturday!

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      1. sic‏ @kimvie 11 May 2014
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        @TheOnion I hope that's pacific time.

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      1. Mark Astle‏ @Proper_Pictures 11 May 2014
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        @TheOnion meanwhile blokes all over the UK momentarily shit themselves until they realise it's a different date in America.

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      1. h. ray taylor‏ @hraytaylor 12 May 2014
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        @TheOnion there isn't enough time for mothers now, we need 2 b better.

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      1. jpsqare‏ @jpsqare 12 May 2014
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        @TheOnion get a load of that breakfast! Never mind, I'm eating at nana's!

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      1. jpsqare‏ @jpsqare 12 May 2014
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        @TheOnion breakfast in bed, again! ? Must be' no imagination' mother's day!

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      1. M■Squared‏ @MartinMott 12 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @Fred_Willard It's a great warm-up to Father's Day.

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      1. chelle_clem‏ @chelle_clem 11 May 2014
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        @JohnC1908 “@TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo  pic.twitter.com/g52O6hsi0R”

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      1. papa‏ @papamaxy 11 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo  pic.twitter.com/1MLw97ov14” @kayleelyon26

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      1. Mike Homol‏ @homol 11 May 2014
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        Lol @TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo pic.twitter.com/VXG6V8OfFt

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      1. Marge Lindsey‏ @BorchardtMaggie 11 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo  pic.twitter.com/cyOMxlwXCL” haha omg so true 😂

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      2. Vicky Arends‏ @eureka1951 11 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @ryleeare Yep! Breakfast over and ready for a nap!

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      3. Vicky Arends‏ @eureka1951 11 May 2014
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        @ryleeare Not quite done. Haven't talked to all my kids yet. LOL!!

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      1. Shaunna‏ @simplyshaunna 11 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo  pic.twitter.com/j7jzRSeaR3” Hilarious!

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      1. Jimmy‏ @Jewsaay 11 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo  pic.twitter.com/KnXWpqI8gC”

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      1. Jeramiah Dickey‏ @jgdbears 11 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo  pic.twitter.com/cpsriyExeD” Happy Mothers Day Mom!!

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      1. Zorbitor‏ @Zorbitor 11 May 2014
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        @TheOnion ~ Just in time for Mother's Day 🌹🎉🎬 #HighHigh ~ DJ Babs & the Teen Moms feat. Snoop Dogghttp://youtu.be/z7ep83kiKrQ 

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