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RT @TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo pic.twitter.com/hppTwaOFfI
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Sounds about right
RT @TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo pic.twitter.com/hppTwaOFfI
“@TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M.” And @jcampbellk completed it by Saturday!
@TheOnion I hope that's pacific time.
@TheOnion meanwhile blokes all over the UK momentarily shit themselves until they realise it's a different date in America.
@TheOnion there isn't enough time for mothers now, we need 2 b better.
@TheOnion get a load of that breakfast! Never mind, I'm eating at nana's!
@TheOnion breakfast in bed, again! ? Must be' no imagination' mother's day!
@TheOnion @Fred_Willard It's a great warm-up to Father's Day.
@JohnC1908 “@TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo pic.twitter.com/g52O6hsi0R”
“@TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo pic.twitter.com/1MLw97ov14” @kayleelyon26
Lol @TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo pic.twitter.com/VXG6V8OfFt
“@TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo pic.twitter.com/cyOMxlwXCL” haha omg so true 
@TheOnion @ryleeare Yep! Breakfast over and ready for a nap!
@ryleeare Not quite done. Haven't talked to all my kids yet. LOL!!
“@TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo pic.twitter.com/j7jzRSeaR3” Hilarious!
“@TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo pic.twitter.com/KnXWpqI8gC”
“@TheOnion: Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M. http://onion.com/1mdNjNo pic.twitter.com/cpsriyExeD” Happy Mothers Day Mom!!
@TheOnion ~ Just in time for Mother's Day 

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