@TheOnion It's like you're living my life.
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@TheOnion What's new?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion haha everyone pretended to like my ring. It was 250 and has an octopus. It's also paid for and honeymoon was in SFThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Newly Engaged Couple Receives Outpouring Of Insincerity http://onion.com/1jaz7PA pic.twitter.com/i5EG5ZIGi0”@DoItForSobotka HAHAGA.
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@TheOnion Shocking!! People are generally so genuine on social media.#phony#blowingthelidoffnothingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Newly Engaged Couple Receives Incredible Outpouring Of Insincerity From Family, Friends@Kennedy1874Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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