@TheOnion @levarburton, have you turned to a life of crime or is this guy just your stunt double?
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@TheOnion Depends on whose god your talking about. Certainly you're not talking about any sane person's, not even the tree hugging kind.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lmao you guys are so good at thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well now I feel much more reassured, and can sleep tonite.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Drone his ass.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@michaeldweiss that god. He's a devil!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So, let me get this straight. If I say that whatever I do is in the name of God, that makes it ok? That is one holy loophole!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Great comments everybody!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A candidate for evil idiot of the century. Please remove brain.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion While this is funny, I rarely meet fundamentalists of any religion who aren't 100% confident that they have God's will right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too soon onion, too soonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Larryputt Nothing a Marine sniper can't fix.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This Crazy Mother Fucker.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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