RT @TheOnion "UN Report on Magical Realism Warns of Increased Incidences of Women's Tears Flooding the Entire World"http://onion.com/1m2TeVC
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@TheOnion: Our research predicts mass global flooding that displaces hundreds of millions of people http://onion.com/1m2TeVC " @EileenVarnishThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that'd be mine...sorry....lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well, maybe someone could buy some ocean front property in Arizona someday. Someone was singing about it sometime back.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion fab. I imagine angela carter is saluting from the graveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion RIP MarquezThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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