@TheOnion @Alicesen28 Little Jax must get everything!
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@TheOnion Where are you finding $15 LEGO?! I'm all over that!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Who could say no to Ted Bundy? - 1 more reply
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Uh oh...I never let my kids get happy meals either....“
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@TheOnion this explains why i wake up sometimes covered in blood. Coincidence? I think neyeth.#themoreyouknowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hää Hää, NotThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That must be the reason then.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no they just killed the kid who walked out the store with one.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Was that study carried out by Toys R Us ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@StephenAtHome@stephencoIbert Where did the Onion get Colbert's mug shot Is Late Show aware of serial killer thing#BundyColbertThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That is a stupid ass statement. bunches of kids don't receive a toy every time they go to the store.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@HonestToddler For your files.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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