@TheOnion "I’m pleased with our breathable atmosphere and the lack of massive asteroid impacts"
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@TheOnion Poll: 56% Of Voters Say Country Better Off Than It Was 4 Eons Ago http://onion.com/1lZa5bM -
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@joshbroton@ArgusMontgomery I'll believe a@TheOnion poll long before I believe a campaign's internal poll.
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Best you can say of the Obama era RT
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@TheOnion You think????Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion según el CIS...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Photo looks like Global Warming! No people around. What gives??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "iPop" The Album@shelterofficial feat. Erasure's@andybell_info 12.5.14 avail. now to pre-order.https://itun.es/gb/g4Uk0Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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