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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 May 2014

    There’s really nothing you can do about bleach. If they want it, they’ll find it http://onion.com/1jB50FC pic.twitter.com/J3V9Sbt6k9

    10:33 AM - 7 May 2014
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      1. Boo Heisey‏ @BooHeisey 7 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Putting bobby pins in outlets as a child and blowing the house circuits made me who I am today. Electrifying!

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      1. Darrell Winwood‏ @DarrellWinwood 12 May 2014
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        My reading material MT @TheOnion Baby-proofing tips for the home! http://onion.com/1jB50FC pic.twitter.com/wBk95xWFUQ

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      1. kæθɹɪn rɛne mɛtkaf‏ @katrenmet 7 May 2014
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        @TheOnion http://onion.com/1jB50FC  pic.twitter.com/mTVuoZfKXD #suchsatire

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      1. Katelyn Bruhn‏ @GoFlyAKate 7 May 2014
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        MT “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1jB50FC  pic.twitter.com/m1tIkgJUOJ” @jillquack @quackenbushpdx

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      1. Mark Power‏ @MarkPower101 7 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Eventually your whole life's on the ceiling. Or he/she is at college.

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      1. Mark Power‏ @MarkPower101 7 May 2014
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        @TheOnion You just place everything on shelves that are four feet above the floor. Everything. And keep raising the shelves. Year by year.

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      1. Lindsey Gill‏ @GillHomme 7 May 2014
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        @docchops RT @TheOnion: There’s really nothing you can do about bleach. If they want it...http://onion.com/1jB50FC  pic.twitter.com/7yvHR5yCZ5”

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      1. Cody Weston Clovis‏ @clovisthefrank 7 May 2014
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        @TheOnion it's important to get the right kind of kitty litter and find a leash that's tight but not too tight

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      1. Aunt Chasie‏ @AuntChasie 7 May 2014
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        @TheOnion how about the good ol days when parents swatted hands and said NO!

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      1. Nicolas Évrard‏ @nicoe 7 May 2014
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        @TheOnion wouldn't it be easier to homeproof your baby?

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      1. Lecram Bonet‏ @BonetLecram 7 May 2014
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        @TheOnion spicier taste compared to milk

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      1. Bryn Dearborn‏ @brd1971 7 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: There’s really nothing you can do about bleach. If they want it, they’ll find it http://onion.com/1jB50FC  pic.twitter.com/6N1THsMaJi”

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