@TheOnion Good news for Sagittarius. I always wanted to be a part of something.
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 6, 2014 http://onion.com/QatKsM pic.twitter.com/JOzY2zMfnW” Clearly, they mean the Jabberwocky.
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@TheOnion you , like, obviously can't decipher where the planets are today.










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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 6, 2014 http://onion.com/QatKsM pic.twitter.com/iJ62nSJaev” most believable horoscope I've read.
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 6, 2014 http://onion.com/QatKsM pic.twitter.com/kU16Ls4Ac4” great, I'm going to be eaten by monsters...
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 6, 2014 http://onion.com/QatKsM pic.twitter.com/0e0vvzlvey”#ICYMI .. Not looking good Geminis
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 6, 2014 http://onion.com/QatKsM pic.twitter.com/g3wdalfHIv” I love The Onion
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