“@TheOnion: http://onion.com/Rhytdq pic.twitter.com/fiQl8MZ1YJ” @nibbleonthis22 poor yanni :(
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“@TheOnion: http://onion.com/Rhytdq pic.twitter.com/fiQl8MZ1YJ” @nibbleonthis22 poor yanni :(
@el_gato_01 primes child to eventually work from home, live at home and die at home
@nibbleonthis22 almost impossible to punish a child who is already being subjected to homeschooling
@el_gato_01 my personal favorite: high cost of adding cafeteria, auditorium, gym to house
“@TheOnion: PRO: Guest lecturer Uncle Ken
CON: Have to spend time with child http://onion.com/Rhytdq pic.twitter.com/708r1MudV5” @wsc_33 
“@TheOnion: PRO: Guest lecturer Uncle Ken
CON: Have to spend time with child http://onion.com/Rhytdq pic.twitter.com/cj690epYwW” CON: No Friends
@TheOnion
Heh, I actually do have an Uncle Ken.
@TheOnion pro: never having to meet gossiping women in playground; con: brain needs to actually contain knowledge to impart #mindblank
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