@TheOnion @LaurenOrderSVEw this is a comedy show waiting to happen. ..she's writing the script as we read this. .
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@TheOnion sweet boobs. Sour look.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BhasChat For you. “@TheOnion: "Apparently, the generic kind wasn’t fancy enough for her." http://onion.com/1jmuu9B pic.twitter.com/x6zQdOVDbK”
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C'est un peu vrai! “
@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1jmuu9B pic.twitter.com/NcNIkRLWQ7”
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Unfortunately, there are people like this. RT
@TheOnion: "Apparently, the generic kind wasn’t fancy enough for her."http://onion.com/1jmuu9BThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Apparently, the generic kind wasn’t fancy enough for her." http://onion.com/1jmuu9B pic.twitter.com/za1PeB0Mi3”@acf1107
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@TheOnion Again............see Gayle Weston.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Spot on!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion shop on nutritional value not convenience!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion only if you can't afford it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is the kind of woman America's been searching for.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@gwaaace RT@TheOnion: "Apparently, the generic kind wasn’t fancy enough for her." http://onion.com/1jmuu9B pic.twitter.com/LkZuZaTjsM
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@TheOnion What ever they want if they are paying the bill themselves.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the progressives never give up. the fight for freedom is continousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this lady is to full of herself! She sounds awful.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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